JIMMY BUFFETT'S ULTIMATE MARGARITA

Steps:

• 1. Fill shaker with ice 2. Squeeze two of the lime wedges into the shaker 3. Savor the fresh lime aroma (AAAAHHHHHHHHH!) 4. Add Cuervo 1800 5. Sniff the cork. Rejoice. 6. Add Cuervo White for bite 7. Add Rose's Lime Juice (no substitutes!) 8. Add Bols Triple Sec or Cointreau 9. Add either the Orange Curaco or the Grand Marnier --shhh, it's the secret ingredient. 10. Cover shaker tightly 11. Shake vigorously 12. Flip shaker in midair twice (thrice if you're a pro) 13. Uncover shaker and savor the flavor! 14. Rim glass with lime(outside only) 15. Salt outside of glass only 16. Add fresh ice 17. Strain mixture over ice 18. Squeeze in last lime wedge and throw rind over left shoulder 19. Turn up the tunes, grab a hooker and a cigar and enjoy!