Best Painkiller Cocktail Keg Recipes

PINEAPPLE KEG

Steps:

• Slice off the top of the pineapple and set aside. Use a pineapple corer to remove the flesh of the fruit and transfer to a bowl. Use an apple corer to make a hole for the keg tap about 2 inches from the bottom; insert the tap. Freeze the hollowed-out pineapple for 2 hours.
• Add 2 cups of the cut-up pineapple flesh to a blender along with the coconut cream and orange juice. Blend until smooth. Pour into the hollowed-out pineapple, then stir in the white rum. Replace the top of the pineapple and serve.

THE PAINKILLER COCKTAIL

Steps:

• Fill large (beer or water) glass with ice. Pour all ingredients except the nutmeg into glass. Stir with long spoon until ingredients are mixed. Grate whole nutmeg on top of drink or sprinkle with ground nutmeg.

WATERMELON PUNCH KEG

Steps:

• Cut a thin slice from the bottom of the watermelon rind (but not into the flesh) so the watermelon will sit upright. With a sharp knife, carve out a circle in the top of the watermelon to make a lid, as you would when carving a jack-o'-lantern.
• To prepare with an immersion blender: Set the watermelon in the sink (to avoid splashes). Remove the lid and insert an immersion blender into the flesh. Gently push and move the immersion blender down and around in the watermelon to puree the center. As more of the watermelon becomes pureed, move the blender to the sides to puree almost all of the flesh, leaving a thin wall of flesh lining the rind. Pour the pureed juice out of the watermelon; you should have between 6 and 7 cups.
• To prepare with a drill: Fasten one beater from an electric hand mixer to the tip of a drill and tighten the chuck. Set the watermelon in the sink (to avoid splashes) and push the beater into the flesh. Gently push and move the beater down and around in the watermelon to puree the center. As more of the watermelon becomes pureed, move the beater to the sides to puree almost all of the flesh, leaving a thin wall of flesh lining the rind. Pour the pureed juice out of the watermelon, and strain, discarding any pulp and seeds; you should have between 6 and 7 cups of strained juice.
• Insert a tap in the empty watermelon according to the package directions. Pour the watermelon juice, wine and vodka into the watermelon and top with the lid. Refrigerate until the watermelon and punch inside are well chilled, at least 2 hours.

PAINKILLER

Steps:

• Combine 2 ounces each navy-strength rum and pineapple juice and 1 ounce each orange juice and cream of coconut in a shaker with ice; shake well. Strain into a short glass filled with ice. Dust with freshly grated nutmeg. Garnish with pineapple and orange slices.

PAINKILLER

Steps:

• Shake or stir pineapple juice, rum, cream of coconut, and orange juice together and pour over ice in a tall glass. Sprinkle nutmeg on top and serve.